Thursday, January 7, 2010

And the award goes to...Mr. Michael Vick

Because when you think of courage and honor, you think of Michael Vick.

Just before Christmas, it was announced that Michael Vick would be honored as a recipient of the Ed Block Courage Award…an annual accolade given to one representative from each team in the NFL. The award is voted on by peers for the player that best exemplifies the “principles of sportsmanship and courage”. The gobbledygook about this award goes on to say that each recipient “symbolizes professionalism, great strength and dedication”…and also serves as a “community role model”.

Yeah, that sounds like Michael Vick alright.

As expected, Vick’s honor has been met with protest. There is even a petition underway to stop the foundation from giving him the award.

But if the petition doesn’t work, Vickweed’s courageous name will be immortalized alongside other former Philly recipients like Jerome “Temper Tantrum” McDougle and Duce “Show me the Money” Staley.

Of course, Philadelphia isn’t the only team to feature some odd selections for the courage award. In 1992, the Oilers handed out the hardware to Warren “smack a bitch to the” Moon. Daunte “Loveboat Captain” Culpepper was voted in by the Vikes in 2001. In 2007, the award went to Ben Ruthlessberger Roethlisberger of the Steelers…perhaps for his “community outreach” work in Tahoe. And then there’s my personal favorite, Travis “promise to pull out” Henry for the Bills in 2004.

I’m usually not one to support random public protest, but I find it hard to believe that Michael Vick is deserving of such an award. It’s unlikely that Vickweed is the best community role model on the Eagles’ roster…or even the Raiders’ roster for that matter. Not to keep bashing the guy, but there is absolutely nothing about his story that spells courage. I guess unless you count the courage it takes to use a community shower in lock-up without soap-on-a-rope.

And you thought this year’s Nobel Peace Prize was a joke…

Still sick of Vick!

4 comments:

  1. While MVick is certainly not worthy of the award, there are other people who have earned some awards that fly under the radar.

    Salad Tossing Award:
    Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo for apparently licking the ass of team president Ted Phillips.

    My name is Black but my record says I suck Award:
    Chicago Bulls 'coach' Vincent Del Negro

    I Wanna Be Like Mike Award:
    Tiger Woods

    I Wanna Be Like Charlie Sheen Award:
    Elin Nordegren


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  2. You forgot to give an award to Captain Cutler.

    Better days for Da Bears & Da Bulls. Maybe if the Bulls would quit hiring lame-ass 3-pt specialists to coach their team. Scott Skiles, Vinny. Who's next, Rex Chapman? Dell Curry? Or will they just play a game of pick-a-Paxson?

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  3. Actually, anyone would be better than the Tim Floyds, Bill Cartwrights, or Vinnys of the unbah (nba). Instead of Rex Chapman or Dell Curry, how 'bout Tracy Chapman or Del' Amitri?

    Cutler could get a number of awards...

    The "Ron Turner's callin' the plays, not me" Award

    The "I'm on my back so much, I might as well spread my legs" Award

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  4. Cutler just won the "Float em' like Kordell" award.
    Look for Mikey to shower up in Chicago next year.
    He'll be staying in the spare bedroom at the Blowfish estates.

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